Beavis And Butthead

Beavis And Butthead Episodes

Beavis Audio Clips

I feel pretty good right about now

No way it’s my turn

Always bet on black

It’s not fair, we’re not gonna score

Damn it, I wanna score

TP for my bunghole

Here I sit same as ever

Quit screwing around

Choke, yea choke, choke

Now what the hell are you doing fartknocker

Whacha do that for

I hereby charge you with being small and worthless

Shut your cakehole

Boy you’re pretty good at this game

Damn you’re smooth

Yea, yea, yea, go for it

I’m just glad it’s finally over

Yea that dude is pretty cool

Um, you got a real pretty mouth on you

My uncle told me that one time

I’m gonna kick your ass right now, son of a bitch

Shut up asswipe you’re a dork

But at least I have a big shlong

Kick you in the nads

I hate this stupid game

They make this too hard

Eeeeh, aaah, aaah

Sit boy, sit sit sit sit or I’ll kick your ass

Hey hey hey no aaaah

Damn son of a bitch

Oooh oooh aaah ooou

You’re taking your sweat ass time pittling around and I’m sick of it