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Beavis



My Turn



Yeeees



Here we go



Yeeea



I feel pretty good right about now



No way it's my turn



Losers



Always bet on black



It's not fair, we're not gonna score



Damn it, I wanna score



TP for my bunghole



Here I sit same as ever



Quit screwing around



Choke, yea choke, choke



Now what the hell are you doing fartknocker



Whacha do that for



I hereby charge you with being small and worthless



Shut your cakehole



Boy you're pretty good at this game



Yea, stroke it



Damn you're smooth



Yea, yea, yea, go for it



I'm just glad it's finally over



Yea that dude is pretty cool



Um, you got a real pretty mouth on you



My uncle told me that one time



I'm gonna kick your ass right now, son of a bitch



Shut up asswipe you're a dork



But at least I have a big shlong



Kick you in the nads



Boinnnnnnng



Yes, yes



mmmmm,mmmmm



Cool



Oooooh baby



I hate this stupid game



Yea, make it



Damn it



They make this too hard



Yeaaaa



Ahh, ahh, ahh



Come on



Eeeeh, aaah, aaah



Sit boy, sit sit sit sit or I'll kick your ass



Naaaah stop



Hey hey hey no aaaah



Damn son of a bitch



Nooooo oh



Yea, go get it



Oooh oooh aaah ooou



You're taking your sweat ass time pittling around

Butthead



Uha ha ha ha ha



Yea, morning wood



This is gonna be cool



I just cut the cheese



OK dude you ready?



Hey baby



Watch the master



I rule



You dumbass



What's your problem dumbass?



You dork



Quit screwing around



Yea whatever buttmunch



Whatever dumbass



Blah blah blah blah I'm a dumbass



Your balls are filthy, go to the ball washer now



Today you are a man



This dude is definitely cool



That's better dillhole



These are the coolest dudes I've ever met



I rule



Uh, OK



That was cool



I'll kick your ass



Could you like shut up



Uh, shut up



You never scored and you never will score



We have a winner



Life just keeps getting better



Whoa, did you see that?



This day just keeps getting better



Come to Butthead



This is starting to piss me off



I'm a dumbass



This sucks



Here's a cool game



That sucked



What are you doing?



Almost there dude



I meant to do that



Hey, slow down



Uhhhhh, wait a minute



Dammit this is taking too long



Uh oh



I can't get out, I'm like stuck



Monkey spank



That was cool



What's taking you so damn long



OK get ready dude



Cool, I win again

VanDriesen



Well I see your eager to get started



OK let's see



Perhaps I'll start



May I have your attention people



Thank you



That was cathartic



Come on guys



People



Please sit down



Very funny guys



Ooooooooh aaaaaaaaaw



People you are my reward



Is anyone paying attention out there?



Try not to see it as work, see it as play OK



Mmmm not bad



Mmmmm K



Come on, take your seat



Good



Thanks for your cooperation people



They say great art is difficult to understand



Thank you



I'm super impressed



Please leave me alone



Very funny guys



OK now



Come on



Self-esteem and motivation people are keys to success



What a nice surprise



Well I see your eager to get started



Take that you fascist



Mmmm that's strange



Uuuuuh huuuuh



Were not off to a very good start



Mmmmm



What, I don't understand



Mmmm not bad



Oh what, no it can't be



Stop it



Mmmm that's strange



Sorry guys



No it can't be



Oh my God, how did it happen?



Oh my God



Come on guys



I'm gonna close my eyes



What a nice surprise



And in closing I'd just like to say bravo

McVicker



I think I can



I'm not crazy, not me



Uh huh huh huh



Oh oh oh oh oh



Uh huh huh huh



Good job



Uh yea



That's it



Oh what, I'll kill you



Everybody shut up



Oh hey stop



Well I'll be damned



Yeeeea uh



Yeeeea uh



Uh come on



Oooooh God



Uhhhhhh what?



Oh my God



For crying out loud



Oh my God



Oh no



Oh oh oh oh oh



Oh look at this, oh God



Out of line my ass



Oh no, no help



I'm getting hungry



Uh huh huh huh huh



Oh yea huh huh huh huh

Tom



Hello



Good enough then



Ah, just a second boys



Hello speakin



Well I guess I could do it



OK boys



You know back when I was in the service



Back in my day you couldn't ask for no hand outs



Comprende amigo



Well that's some tough luck



Come on boys



Fraid that ain't gonna get you there boy



I felt like a one legged cat



Damn it boy, what in the hells your problem



You can lead a jackass to water but you can't make him



Well alright then



You're the man



Boy I tell you what



All right



Well ya don't say



Damn it



You damn ungrateful bastard



You son of a bitch



Get the hell outta here you damn son of a bitches



Hell I'm completely outta balls



Say what



Good enough then



What in the hell



Well now hold on a minute



Damn it



What in the hell



Ahhhhh damn it, damn it, damn it



Hello can I get some help here



Well damn it



Say what



Hell now you can stop right there fella



What in the hell



Ahhhhh damn it



What in the hell damn it



Well I know I'm startin to sound like a broken record



Damn it, I could of sworn it landed somewhere around



Well I'm damn near outta balls



Come on now Dusty while we're young



Good enough then, lets get busy boys



Well I'd like to thank ya'll for kindly coming over

Tod



This won't take long



Hey just wait here a second



Hey what in the hell do you little turds want?



I will take you to school



All right that's it



I will take you to school



Whoo hoo, rockit mama



You guys need to get a life



Come on man



You little turd stain



Oh you think this is funny?



Damn it, sit your ass down



Yeeeeea



Hey girls



I don't know man



Hey man thanks



Why don't you punks quit bothering me



I'll be back later and kick your weasly asses



What did you say punk?



I think you wanna get your asses kicked



Whoo hoo



Don't forget this man



Yeeeeea



I'm bored



Get outta my face



Man, that sucks



Alright that's it



What the hells going on here?



This is messed up man



Just stay put alright



Oh you think this is funny?



This is messed up man



Whatever



Uhhhhh where am I?



Come on man



Hey, hey girls



Well I'd love to stay and kick your asses some more but my shiftin hand is starting to hurt

Episodes



Shorts:
Frog Baseball
Peace
Love and Understanding



Season 1:
Door-to-Door
Give Blood
Balloon



Season 2:
Scientific Stuff
Good Credit
Burger World
Baby Makes Uh, Three
Beware of the Butt
At the Sideshow
Customers Suck
Sick
Home Improvement
Way Down Mexico Way Part 1
Way Down Mexico Way Part 2
At the Movies
No Laughing Part 1
No Laughing Part 2
The Butt-Head Experience
Lawn & Garden
Stewart's House
For Better or Verse
Bedpans & Broomsticks
Babes 'R' Us
Yogurt's Cool
Heroes
Sign Here
Washing the Dog
Friday Night
Be All You Can Be



Season 3:
Comedians
Carwash
Couch-Fishing
Incognito
Kidnapped Part 1
Kidnapped Part 2
Naked Colony
Tornado
Cleaning House
Scratch 'N' Win
Scared Straight
Eating Contest
Sporting Goods
Sperm Bank
Buff 'N' Stuff
Citizen Butt-Head Part 1
Citizen Butt-Head Part 2
Politically Correct
Ball Breakers
Meet God Part 1
Meet God Part 2
True Crime
The Trial
The Crush
Plate Frisbee
Canoe
Young, Gifted, & Crude
Foreign Exchange
A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head
Closing Time
Most Wanted



Season 4:
Wall of Youth
Cow Tipping
Trouble Urinating
Rabies Scare
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh
Jump!
Pumping Iron
Let's Clean it Up
1-900-BEAVIS
Water Safety
Blackout!
Late Night with Butt-Head
The Final Judgement of Beavis
Pool Toys
Madame Blavatsky
Beavis and Butt-Head's Island
Figure Drawing
Date Bait
Butt is it Art?
Right On
Manners Suck
The Pipe of Doom
Safe Driving
Mr. Anderson's Balls
Patients Patients
Teen Talk
Crisis Line
Beavis & Butthead vs. the Vending Machine
Generation in Crisis
Radio Sweethearts
The Great Cornholio
Liar! Liar!



Season 5:
Held Back
Killing Time
Beard Boys
Choke
Safe House
Hard Sell
Walkathon
Temporary Insanity
Dude, a Reward
Walking Erect
Career Day
Plastic Surgin'
Take a Number
Beaverly Buttbillies
Tainted Meat
Stewart Moves Away
Top O' The Mountain
Party
Wet Behind the Rears
Bad Dog
Lightning Strikes
Dream On
Candy Sale
Animation Sucks
What's the Deal?
The History of Women
To the Rescue
I Dream of Beavis
Pregnant Pause
Here Comes the Bride's Butt
Screamers
Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?
Skin Trade
Oil Change
Buttniks
Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass
Another Friday Night
Tired
Close Encounters
Womyn
Premature Evacuation
Whiplash
Spare Me
Patsies
Murder Site
Spanish Fly
Sexual Harassment
Bus Trip
Green Thumbs
Steamroller



Season 6:
Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest
The Mystery of Morning Wood
U.S. History
Feel A Cop
Date Watchers
Blood Pressure
Huh-Huh-Humbug
It's a Miserable Life
Babysitting
Vidiots
Stewart Is Missing
Gang Of Two
Sprout
Prank Call
No Service
Yard Sale
P.T.A.
Substitute
Shopping List
Buy Beer



Season 7:
Butt, Butt, Hike!
Vaya Con Cornholio
Evolution Sucks
Ding Dong Ditch
Just for Girls
A Very Special Episode
Dumbasses Anonymous
Underwear
Head Lice
Cyber-Butt
Nose Bleed
Citizens Arrest
Pierced
A Great Day
On Strike
Follow Me
Nothing Happening
Take a Lap
Shortcuts
Bride of Butt-Head
Special Delivery
Woodshop
T.V. Violence
Canned
Garage Band
Impotence
The Miracle That Is Beavis
Shopping Cart
Inventors
Die Fly, Die!
Drinking Butt-ies
Work Is Death
Breakdown
Graduation Day
The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head
Speech Therapy
Leave It to Beavis
Butt Flambé
Our Founding Losers
Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving
Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead



Season 8:
Werewolves of Highland
Crying
Daughter's Hand
Tech Support
Holy Cornholio
Drones
Supersize Me
Bathroom Break
The Rat
Spill
Doomsday
Dumb Design
Copy Machine
Holding
Used Car
Bounty Hunters
Time Machine
Massage
School Test
Snitchers
Whorehouse
Going Down



Season 9:
Escape Room
The Special One
Boxed In
Beekeepers
Roof
River
The New Enemy
The Doppelganger
Nice Butt-Head
Home Aide
Virtual Stupidity
Locked Out
Kidney
The Good Deed
Two Stupid Men
Freaky Friday
Weird Girl
Time Travelers
Spiritual Journey
Refuse Service
Downward Dumbass
The Most Dangerous Game
Bone Hunters



Season 10:
Meditation Sucks
Polling Place
Old Man Beavis
Hunting Trip
Pardon Our Dust
Pranks
Hellhole
Take a Bow
Tobacco Farmers
Married
Sad Boys
Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis
The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far
Spring Break
The Warrior
Vasectomies
Stolen Valor
Breeding Frenzy
Hoarders
Needle Dicks
The Clabatta Zone
Warehouse
Abduction
Sleepover



Season 11:
Braces
Heart Attack
Plumber's Helpers
A.I.
Scent of a Dumbass
New Couch
Nuts
Bike
Life Savers
Tattoo
Too Big to Fail
Metal Detector
Depositors
Nacho Shake
Ear
Dearly Departed
The Mission
Beavis H
Work from Home
Bed and Breakfast
Million Dollar Reward
Get Well Soon
Oldholio
The Discoverers



Season 12:
Still To Be Announced
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